Bimbos + Maids = Bimbomaids! Two of the very best things on earth come together, to form one of the best things of all time. I can not say how much I love the famous “french maid uniform”, which labels nearly unmatched sexual attraction, fantasy and power. It is by far my most favourite costume/uniform and something I require my bimbos to wear often and regularly. In this article I will try to explain, why this uniform is such a perfect piece of clothing for every bimbo, why it matches and complements the bimbo culture in a fantastic way, how the uniform should look like and why every bimbo should have at least one of these costumes in her wardrobe. If the uniform we know today, was created by a certain designer, and didn’t evolve out of a historical template, I honestly would suggest to give him something like the bimbo Nobel-price – this is how perfect and sexy it is to me in it’s simplcity and contrasty appeal.
First, let us have a look at the history of the uniform and why it became such an archetype anyways. The french maid uniform is a strongly modified style of a servant’s dress, that evolved from typical housemaid’s black and white afternoon uniforms of 19th century France. Though today the uniform is well known and easily recognizable due its famous black-and white theme, there exist many different variants and patterns, which all evolved from the original template in the 19th century. In those days, the popular high-kicking Can-Can dancers were considered scandalous and caused several night clubs to be shut down by the police for public nudity, meaning the gap between the top of their stockings and their underpants the dancers revealed when they lifted their skirts. The american burlesque shows tried to accommodate the demand for the need of its audience to catch a glance or two at some revealed skin and created comedic skits, featuring naive, helpless uncomprehending, young, french housemaids in compromising situations. Due to the erotic nature of burlesque events, the typical french maid uniform got altered, and changed to a more sexy, naughty and appealing variant, revealing enough of her underwear and stockings to please the audience, but being comedic enough to not getting closed down by the authorities (or Youtube). The young and eager, but helpless french maid, became an archetype, bending over in order to dust off lower regions of a furniture, revealing her stockings and her panties. This archetype remains until today, gained great influence in pop culture and shaped the idea of how a house maid has got to look and behave like, for many men fantazising about getting behind her when she bends over.
So, why is this uniform so important, and why does it fit a bimbo so perfectly? The answer to this question consist of two different reasons: The visual key, and the archetypical message related to this piece of clothing. The fantasy of a french maid, is always a fantasy about power and sexual might. Obviously, the maid serving as a domestic worker, a servant who traditionally defers to her wealthy master, carries an implicit dominance and submission simbolism. This is the reason, why the french maid plays a big role in the BDSM culture, where she may perform humbling acts of servitude, related to the victorian era, the time the maids origins from, where she was the lower end of an elaborate hierarchy in great houses and performed typical domestic chores such as cooking, ironing and cleaning the house. In todays sexual roleplays these tasks mainly consist of dusting or serving drinks. These tasks often give the opportunity to act like in the described burlesque events, where the maid bends over, or reveals certain parts of her body. The clear role distribution of both elements, the wealthy, dominant man on the one hand and the submissive, inexperienced, naive and uncomprehending french maid on the other side, creates an exciting, sexual situation, many men (and girls) dream of. The trainer experiences a whole new level of power and might over his little bimbo maid, who is engaged in coping with the tasks she had been given, knowing she is at her masters mercy, who will deceide if his maid has to be punished or rewarded for her service. While the “play” goes on, these tasks can shift from domestic services, which are generally regarded as female work, to sexual tasks, the maid has to solve with an equal professional eagerness. Likewise, the maid might enjoy the sexual attention of a man who is far superior in social terms, regarding the strong hierarchy of the victorian era. This mind game might involve the sexual excitement of the maid to be beautiful and sexy enough, to be perceived as a sexual trophy, by a man who is most likely married and wealthy. History is full of men who couldn’t resist their maids, regardless of their wifes and their social standing… Nevertheless, the sexual tension between a maid and her master/trainer, is a play of dominance and submission, of punishment and gratification, of teasing and joy. The fantasy of a pretty, hot maid, doing work that is considered as female, and seeing her doing this work in a sexy, teasing way, shouting for attention (bending over, etc.) is heated up by the overall look of the uniform:
Though there are several different versions of the french maid uniform, some aspects remain the same, no matter which variant we look at. Some aspects are a “no go” (in my honest opinion, this pertains most of the cheap, silly, “unrealistic” and ugly costumes) and some aspects differ dependent of the chosen uniform. The black-and white color pattern is a mandatory and inevitable element of the whole concept, and creates a high visual contrast which is always interesting to look at. As you have already seen, I provided you with three nearly perfect bimbo maids in the pictures above (figures A, B & C). Also, you might have recognized, that all three bimbo maids wear exactly the same maid uniform. This doesn’t mean, that the PVC or patent leather uniform shown above is the only way to go for a bimbo maid, but one of three different options:
1. The PVC/patent leather, short maid uniform (figures A,B & C).
The main uniform we see in this pictures is nearly perfect for this option. we have a black, tight and tapered minidress, not long enough to cover the stockings of our three bimbo maids. The neckline is not closed enough to fully cover the big, silicone enhanced tits of these three dolls and emphasises them in a perfect way. The bouffant, white underskirt protudes the black dress and creates a perfect contrast to the main piece, same goes for the white, lace-trimmed edging of the neckline. Most important is the white half-apron with lace! Every single bimbo maid possesses the unavoidable feather-duster (important for working/playing/teasing), some fitting wristbands and an appropriate choker, showing that the PVC/patent leather maid uniform is mostly used in BDSM and/or dominance/submission-relations. This option is perfect for every bimbo and should be at hand any time! Only the stockings and the heels remain a problem for me in these pictures and should be replaced with more appropriate items (see below).
2. The short maid uniform (figure D / III & IV).
This is the typical french maid outfit, spiced up due to its short skirt. This uniform includes a black with white trim one-piece-dress with a very short, full skirt (revealing the top of the stockings), a white half-apron with ruffle, lace and a big ribbon on the back (the bigger the better!), as well as a “X”-formed lacing of the apron. This outfit is appropriate for every bimbo and can be worn any time!
3. The long maid uniform (figure D / I & II).
The typical french maid uniform in a slightly more traditional version. Though this variant of the outfit might not look as sexy as the short version at the first glance, but has some unique characteristics and a special charm to it. The more restrained version of the short uniform, allows a far more realistic “roleplay/game” than the short version ever could. The long skirt makes it impossible for the maid to tease her trainer by bending over and allows her to be more creative, regarding the ways she deals with her tasks. On the other hand, only few things are more satisfiying for a trainer than to pull this long skirt over his maids ass when he fucks her. The long dress procures the maid with less “sexual power” and more innocence and artlessness, something every trainer loves to compromise by pushing said skirt over her ass…
All three options have several things in common: The bimbo maid has to wear white or dark brown silk stockings (example figure D / V) – NO fishnet stockings (figures A, B & C)! Every bimbo maid has to wear black, shining, strappy, high stiletto pumps (figure D / VI). Every bimbo maid has to wear a ruffled or lace headpiece, some white, innocent underpants, white lace garter and should carry a feather-duster. If a bimbo maid choses to wear either option 2. or 3. she must secure the white apron is stiffened, ironed and in perfect, clean condition, as well as the whole rest of the outfit. Though every bimbo should possess all three different uniforms, I can’t stress enough the importance of not getting one of those cheap, unrealistic and childish costumes you see everywhere on halloween, or worn by many, many undemanding and modest girls not willing to put any effort in their appearance. Just because a uniform has “less fabric”, doesn’t mean it’s more sexy. Try to go for a uniform that is made of firm, strong material with a “realistic” cutting. Once you found a perfect french maid uniform, it is time for you to become a perfect bimbo french maid. If more than one bimbo is trying to be a bimbo maid (BBF?), don’t forget to get exactly the same uniforms! (Not exactly the same or even good, but who doesn’t dream about this?) Surprise your trainer by cleaning the living room in this outfit – and maybe you want to perfect his experience and make him really proud… 😉
See some girls you would really like to see as a french maid…
